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Your mothers head is so big, it
shows up on radar.
 


Your moma is so ugly...she could
 make medicine sick!
 

Yo mama so flat, the wall is 
jealous of her.
 

Yo mamma so stupid, when I said 
lets hit the dance floor, she stated 
hitting it.
 

Yo mama is so fat that when she 
died jesus couldn't lift her soul 
to heaven
 

Your mama is so ugly, that she made
 a blind kid cry.
 

Yo mamma is like the sun, stare at 
her and you'll go blind.
 

Yo mamma so ugly when she was walking
to the bank. They turned of the security
cameras.
 


Yo momma so stupid, when I told her
that she lost her mind, she went 
looking for it.
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Yo mama so slow that when she tried
to cross the road she got a parking ticket.
 

Your mothers so fat, when she stepped
 on the scale it said, "To be continued."
 

Yo mama so stupid I asked her to buy 
me a color TV and she asked me what color.
 

Yo mama so poor, when she found a penny 
she thought she had hit the lottery.
 


Yo mama is so fat when she sat on 
WALMART she lowered the price.
 


Yo Mama so poor I saw her with one 
shoe in the garbage can and I said, 
"Did you lost a shoe." And she said, 
"Nope I just found one."
 


Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need 
the internet. She is already WORLD WIDE!
 

Your mothers so fat, when she stepped 
on the scale it said, "To be continued."
 

Your mothers head is so big, it 
shows up on radar.
 

our mothers so fat that when she 
wore an "X" jacket a helicopter tried 
to land on her back.
 

Your mothers so big that she sat on 
a rainbow and got Skittles.
 


Your mothers so fat, she went to the
 movies and sat next to everyone.
 

Your mothers so fat, people jog 
around her for exercise.  
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