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Q: What is a superhero's favorite 
   part of the joke? 
A: The "punch" line!

Q: Where's Spiderman's home page?
A: On the world wide web. 

Q: What's the difference between 
   Batman and a robber? 
A: Batman can go into a store without robin!!

Q: When did Anakin Skywalker become evil? 
A: In the sith grade! 

Q: Whats the difference between Green 
   Lantern and a unicorn? 
A: Nothing,theyre both fictional characters

Q: What is Superman's greatest weakness? 
A: A bucking horse. 

Q: What is Doc Ock's favorite month? 
A: Ock-tober.
 
Q: What is Spider-Man's favorite month? 
A: Web-ruary. 

Q: What superhero uses public transportation?
A: Bus Lightyear!

Q: What is a superhero's favorite drink? 
A: Fruit punch! 

Q: How many caped crusaders does it take 
   to change a light-bulb? 
A: None. They like the dark.
 
Q: What position did Bruce Wayne play on 
   his little-league team? 
A: He was the bat-boy.
 
Q: How does Batman's mother call him 
   to dinner? 
A: (tune of 1960's theme) Dinner Dinner 
   Dinner Dinner Batman!!! 

Q: Why did Bruce's date go badly? 
A: Because he has BAT breath!
 
Q: What does Batgirl wear to bed? 
A: Her Dark Knight gown! 

Q: What did Superman say when he 
   married two Women on the same day? 
A: "That's mighty bigamy!" 

Q: What did Lex Luthor say when he did 
   the same thing, then killed the women? 
A: "That's awful bigamy!" 

Q: What would you find in Superman's 
   bathroom? 
A: Superbowl. 

Q: What do you get if you cross the 
   man of steel with a hot vegetable broth? 
A: Souperman! 

Q. "What did Doc Ock drive to the bank?" 
A. "An armoured car!" 

Q: How did Dr. Otto Octavius present 
   his new project? 
A: Energetically!
    
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