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Student jokes are jokes based on the activities of students these jokes are for fun .So enjoy these jokes here.

Joke : Student joke

A student didnít know what to do
so he grabbed a coin Flipped it in the air
and said Head I watch a movie, Tail I go to sleep
and if it stands on the edge Iíll study! 

Joke : Student joke

CHANGING EXAM PATTERN
Year 1995 : Answer all questions.
Year 2000 : Answer any 5 question.
Year 2005 : Select the correct answer (A, B or C).
Year 2010 : Write either a or b.
Year 2015 : Please only read the questions.
Year 2020 : Thanks for Coming !!!

Joke : Student joke

If you canít Convince Them
then try to Confuse them!
A good way to answer
unknown questions in Exam!

Joke : Student joke

A student asked a teacher 
(while collecting homeworks):
Student: is teacher earning money ?
Teacher: Yes, of course!
Student: geeeez! We do the hard 
        work and the teacher gets the money ?! 

Joke : Student joke

eacher to a student 
(who was late for a class at a boys school)
: Why are you late again ?!
Little boy answered: It was because 
a sign down the road sir.
Teacher asked: What has a sign got 
to do with your late?!!!
Little boy replied: The sign said 
[school ahead go very slow]

Joke : Student joke

Teacher: Suppose, you have 2$. 
         You asked your mother for one more.
         How many would you have then?
Student: 2$
Teacher: Why?
Student: Because my mother wonít give me any. 

Joke : Student joke

Teacher: Suppose, I give you 2 dogs. 
        Then I again give you 2 dogs. 
        How many will you have?
Student: 5
Teacher: How?
Student: I have a dog in my house now.
 

Joke : Student joke

 

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