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all protons were in a party.
neutrons attacked them.
a hero saves them.
protons ask "who are you?"
hero says "bond........ionic bond"     

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How many physicists does it take to 
change a light bulb? Only one, but 600 
applied for the job.
     

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How many quantum physicists does it take
to change a light bulb ? They can't. If
they know where the socket is, they cannot 
locate the new bulb     

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How many physicists does it take to 
change a light bulb? 
Eleven. One to do it and ten to co-author 
the paper.

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How many radio astronomers does it 
take to change a light bulb? None. They are 
not interested in that short wave stuff.     

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Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed 
the road or the road crossed the chicken
depends on your frame of reference.

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Mushrooms look like umbrellas because 
they grow in damp places.

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A neutron walks into a bar and asks, 
How much for a drink? The bartender 
replies, For you, no charge.
Genetics explains why you look like your 
father, and if you don't, why you probably 
should.

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Atom: Id like to report a missing electron.
Policeman: Are you sure?
Atom: Yes, Im positive!
     

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Q:-What is The Dopeler effect ?
A:-Its the effect of stupid ideas 
sounding more reasonable the faster they 
come at you     
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