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Santa:I want to surprise my girlfriend?
Banta :Do one thing !  Introduce her to your wife. 

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Banta: Explain Digestive System In One Sentence..!!
Santa: It's A Process That Starts Wid Right Hand & 
       Ends Wid Left Hand......    

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Santa : Jab me peta hua toh miltary walo ne 
        20 top chalai thi.
Banta:  Kamaal hai ! sari ka nichana chook gya?    

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Santa to shopkeeper: Dettol soap hai kya .
Shopkeeper (with finger inside nose ) : haan ji.
Santa : Toh Hath doh kar 250 gm chini dena .    

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Santa and banta were watching cirket 
Santa :kya goal mara hai
Banta : Abe ullu "goal " to cirket me hota hai.    

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santa: samindar me dahi dal raha tha
banta:isi liye log humpe joke banate hay.
itni lassi tera baap piyega    

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Sabziwala Sabzi Par Pani Chhidak Raha Tha
Kaafi Der ho Gayi to Santa pyar se bola-
Agar Sabzi ko HOSH Aa Gaya ho to Ek kilo De Do...    

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Govt announced: Jinke 5 bacche hain, unhe 
1 ghar denge.
Santa ke 3 the aur apne Wife se bola: Padosan 
ke 2 bhi mere hi hain....unko le aao par Apne 
3 kahan gaye?
Wife: Jinke the wo le gaye.    

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Santa:Banta aaj meri Girl friend ka birthday hai. 
      Use kya du..?
Banta:Dekhne me kaisi hai?
Santa:Mast hai..
Banta:Mera mobile number de de!    

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 Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master 
       ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai. 

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Santa goes to buy a underwear. On choosing one 
he asked: How much for this?
Shopkeeper: Rs 500
Santa: Arey bhai daily waer dikhaao, Party wear 
       nahin chahiye. 

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Santa:Aaj kisine mere BAAP ko gaali di.
Patni:Fir?
Santa:Maine bhi uske baap ko gaali di.
Patni:Lekin wo kaun tha?
Santa:Mera BETA..  

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Santa's Army Test
Pappu- 3+5?
Santa- 8
Pappu- 7+3?
Santa- 10
Pappu- 8+8?
Santa- Pata nahi sir
Mere pass sirf 10 hi ungli Hai.  

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Santa - My wife died yesterday..
I'm trying to cry but tears are not come out,
what to do?
Banta - No Problem.
Just Imagine she Came Back  

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Santa : Yeah bacha tumhara kia lagta hai
Banta :yeah mera door ka bhai hai
Santa :door ka mein samjha nahin
Banta :Iske aur mere beech 8 behan bhai aur hai  

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Santa :'Doctor ' mujhe har chez do dikhai deti hai
Doctor Aap charo ko yehi problem hai kya!  

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Santa: Whose skeleton is that?
Banta: An old king's skeleton.
Santa: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Banta: That was same king's skeleton when he was 
       a child."  

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Teacher: Where were you born?
Santa : India
Teacher :which part?
Santa: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .  

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Santa: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar 
       aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi
Son  : kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check 
       kar kay laya hoooon  

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Doctor : Your kidney has failed .
Satna : With low voice by how many number  

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Teacher :which is the first silent hindi movie.
Santa : 'sir' if the movie was silent how 
         it can be 'hindi ' movie.
first time santa rocks teacher shocks.  

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Police: aapki car ki accident kaise hua?
Santa: woh to mujhe bhi pata nahi hai sir. 
       tab main so rahaa tha?  

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Santa: pata hai, bachpan mein mujhe ek bus ne zor 
       se dakka maar diya tha.
Banta: baap re, tu mar gaya ke bach gaya?
Santa: mujhe yaad nahi hai. main tab 4 saal ka tha  

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Santa: main england jaane ke baare mein soch rahaa hoon. Banta: bahut paise kharch hoga na. Santa: nahi banta, sochne ke liye paise kyu?

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Santa: tumhaara beta bilkul tumhaara 
       jaisa hi dikhtaa hai.
Banta: dheere se bol... woh padosi 
       ka beta hai  
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