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Joke :Punjabi joke

Santa: naukar nu kehnda hai ke sare 
gamliyan ch pani de de,
Naukar: sir bahar baris pe rahi hai.
Santa:koi gal chatri le ke pa de. 

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Doctor: ki gal hai?
Santa: kutte ne kat lita,
Doctor: ki tuhanu padhna nahi aunda, 
marij vekhan da time 9 to 7 hai?
Santa: ji mainu taan pta hai, kutte
nu padhna nhi aunda. 

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Santa: vekh yar aaj meri shaadi 
nu 10 saal ho gye,
te me aaj tak ik hi aurat naal 
pyaar karda haan.
Banta: eh taan achi gal hai?
Santa:gal taan thik hai,
lekin je kade meri gharwali nu usda 
pta lag gya taan oh mainu jaan toh mar degi. 

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Santa:eh kiven pta chalega samne 
billi hai ke billa h?
Banta:kuch nhi usnu ik pathar marna,
je oh natha taan billa, je nathi 
taan billi. 

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Santa: je tainu sardi lage taan tu ki karda h?
Banta: heater de kol ja ke beth janda haan.
Santa: je pher v lage taan?
Banta: heater on kar linda haan. 

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Punjabi Joke in English
Santa: apni bike gum hon di khushi 
wich party dinda h?
Banta: bike gum hon di party Q ?
Santa: bus usto thodi der pehlan me 
v bike te si, me bach gya.
 

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Santa: mainu kal saari rat nind nhi ayi.
Banta: Q?
Santa: sari rat me sapne wich vekhda riha,
ke me jag riha haan. 

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Punjabi Student Exam SMS Joke
Santa:papa tusi mainu kiha si, je me 
hun ki var pass ho gya
taan tusi mainu rs 1000 dwoge.
Papa:haan kiha si?
Santa:bdahi ho me tuhade 1000rs bacha dite.
 

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Punjabi Husband and Wife Joke
Wife:tusi bde mote ho gye ho.
Santa:apne aap ne vekhiya tu kini moti 
ho gyi h?
Wife:me taan maa bnan wali haan.
Santa:fer me v taan bap bnan wala haan. 

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Custmer: teri majh di 1 akh ta khrab 
hai, fer v tu isde 25 hzar rupye mang
reha hai.
Santa: tenu majh dudh peen layi 
chahidi hai ya nain-matakka karn
layi…
 

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Santa: oye tenu pta hai sarkaar ne 
chaar aane band kar dite hai?
Banta: o kyun santa oye sarkaar 
kolo ek anna (hazzare) nhi sambhalya 
jaarhea te o chaar aane kivein 
sambhalegi…
 

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Ek Amli Te Ek Janani

Ek Amli Te Ek Janani Bus Ch Chadh De Han
Bus Puri Tra Full Hundi A Amli Aapne Nal 
Bhang Le Ke Aaya C Te Janani Ik Bag.
Bus Full Hon Karke Oh Bhang Te Bag Taki 
Kol Rakh Dende Han.
Conductor Aanda Hai, Te Amli Nu Kehenda 
Hai, “Oye Eh Bhang-Phosdha Keehda Aa”.
Amli Jabab Denda Hai, Jee Bhang Ta Meri 
A Phosdha Eh Bibi Da Wa.
 

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Jawak: Ik Pani Ton, Ik Hawa Ton, Te Ik….
Jawak Master Nu Ik Maar Dekhan Lag Gya,
Master: Te Hor Kis Cheez Naal???
Jawak: Ik Tarkol Naal… 
 

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Ikk Bohta Kale Rang Da Master 
Ik Jattan De Jawak Nu Bolya, 
Main Kal Eh Padhaya Si Ke,
Sadda Shareer Kis-Kis Cheez 
Naal Banya Hunda Hai?
Chal Hun Tu Dass? 

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Budha: Madam, Main Tan Padh Lawanga, 
Pehlan Tu Taan Padh Lai Apne Saamne,
Board Te Likhya Hai, Bacche Do Hi 
Acche! 

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Ik Tiwi Apne 6 Baccheya De Naal Rail Vich 
Sawar Hoyi,
Sammne Ik Budda Bidi Pee Reha Si,
Bidi Naal Tiwi Disturb Ho Ke Boli, Please 
Cigrate Peena Band Kar Do,
Apne Samne Nahi Padh Sakde, Bidi-Cigrate 
Peena Mana Hai!
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