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Joke :Police joke

A tourist asks a man in uniform, "Are you a 
policeman?"
"No, I am an undercover detective."
"So why are you in uniform?"
"Today is my day off."

Joke :Police joke

A policeman stops a lady and asks for her 
license. 
He says "Lady, it says here that you should 
be wearing glasses."
The woman answered "Well, I have contacts."
The policeman replied "I don't care who you 
know! You're getting a ticket!" 
 

Joke :Police joke

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, but he is never around when you need him. 

Joke :Police joke

The Judge said to the defendant, 
"I thought I told you I never wanted 
to see you in here again."
"Your Honor," the criminal said, 
"that's what I tried to tell the police, 
but they wouldn't listen."
 
 

Joke :Police joke

Q: What do u call a police officer 
that works in bed?
A: A undercover cop.

Joke :Police joke

A female police officer pulls over a drunk driver
Officer: "You have the right to remain silent. 
Anything you say or do can and will be held 
against you in the court of law."
Driver: "Tits 
 

Joke :Police joke

 
A boy speeding on road.
Guard stops him and ask, "Did you see 
the speed limit sign?"
The boy says, "Yea, I just didnt see you." 
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