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The last thing I want to do is 
hurt you. But it's still on the list.

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Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', 
and then proceed to tell you why it isn't. 

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The early bird might get the worm, 
but the second mouse gets the cheese. 

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My mother never saw the irony in calling 
me a son-of-a-bitch. 

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Politicians and diapers have one thing 
in common. They should both be changed 
regularly, and for the same reason.

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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is 
a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it 
in a fruit salad. 

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War does not determine who is right 
but only who is left. 

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We never really grow up, 
we only learn how to act in public. 

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Women might be able to fake orgasms. 
But men can fake a whole relationship. 

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Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. 
If you see him without an erection, make 
him a sandwich. 

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Light travels faster than sound. 
This is why some people appear bright 
until you hear them speak. 

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The last thing I want to do is hurt you. 
But it's still on the list. 

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We live in a society where pizza gets to 
your house before the police. 

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Going to church doesn't make you a 
Christian any more than standing in a 
garage makes you a car. 

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. 
"Yes" is the answer. 

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I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't 
work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for 
forgiveness. 

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like 
my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling 
like the passengers in his car.
 

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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag 
you down to his level and beat you with 
experience. 
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