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Why does a violinist have a handkerchief 
under his chin when he plays?
Because violins have no spit valve.
 

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What's the difference between an 
extra-large pizza and a composer?
The extra-large pizza can feed a 
family of four. 

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Musician: Did you hear my last 
concert?
Critic: I hope so. 

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How do you get a music critic out 
of a tree?
Cut the rope. 

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The conductor repeatedly asked the 
trumpet section to play with more 
dynamics.
The first trumpet player responded 
in frustration, "We're playing as 
loud as we can!"

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Why can't a gorilla play sousaphone?
Gorillas are too sensitive. 

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Why do sax players prefer the alto 
sax to the soprano sax?
The soprano sax doesn't have a place 
to put your beer? 

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What's the difference between a 
lawn mower and a soprano sax?
Lawn mowers sound better in small 
ensembles. 

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Harpists spend half their time 
tuning their instrument and the 
other half playing out of tune. 

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Why are harps like elderly parents?
Both are unforgiving and hard to 
get into and out of cars. 

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How long does a harp stay in tune?
About 20 minutes or until someone 
opens a door.
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