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Teacher: "Who can tell me what 7 times 
          6 is?"
Student: "It's 42!"
Teacher: "Very good! - And who can 
         tell me what 6 times 7 is?"
Same student: "It's 24!" 

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Q: What does the zero say to the 
   the eight?
A: Nice belt!  

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Q: What does a mathematician present to 
   his fiancée when he wants to propose?
A: A polynomial ring 

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4 Q: What is the most erotic number?
A: 2110593!
Q: Why?
A: When 2 are 1 and don't pay at10tion, 
they'll know within 5 weeks whether or 
not, after 9 months, they'll be 3...  

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Trigonometry for farmers: swine and coswine...   

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Life is complex: it has both real and 
imaginary components.  

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 Three statisticians go hunting. 
When they see a rabbit, the first 
one shoots, missing it on the left. 
The second one shoots and misses it 
on the right. The third one shouts: 
"We've hit it!"

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Q: What is the value of the contour 
   integral around Western Europe?
A: Zero.
Q: Why?
A: Because all poles are in Eastern Europe!  

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"What is Pi?"
A mathematician: "Pi is the ratio 
of the circumference of a circle to 
its diameter."
A computer programmer: "Pi is 
3.141592653589 in double precision."
A physicist: "Pi is 
3.14159 plus or minus 0.000005."
An engineer: "Pi is about 22/7."
A nutritionist: "Pie is a healthy
 and delicious dessert!"  

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Q: Why do mathematicians often 
confuse Christmas and Halloween?
A: Because Oct 31 = Dec 25.  

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In a dark, narrow alley, a function 
and a differential operator meet:
"Get out of my way - or I'll differentiate 
you till you're zero!"
"Try it - I'm ex..."  

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A statistician can have his head in 
an oven and his feet in ice, and he
will say that on the average he feels fine. 

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LITTLE BOY  : "My math teacher is crazy". 
MOTHER      : "Why?"
LITTLE BOY  : "Yesterday she told us 
              that five is 4+1;today 
              she is telling us that 
              five is 3 + 2."  

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Question: "How many seconds are 
          there in a year?"
Answer: "Twelve, January second, 
          February second, March second, ..."  

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Teacher: "What is seven Q plus three Q?" 
Student: " Ten Q"
Teacher: "You're Welcome." 
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