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Q: What is the only way to keep your 
   money from the casinos in Vegas?
A: When you get off the plane walk 
   into the propellers! 

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"My husband's going to a casino in central Asia."
"Tibet?"
"Of course, why else would he go! 

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Blonde in Vegas
A blonde was in Vegas vacationing with 
friends. She was standing in front of 
the candy machine and put two coins in, 
turned the knob and a candy bar fell out.
She picked up the candy bar and put 
it in her pocket, then she proceeded 
to put two more coins into the slot 
and turned the knob, again a candy bar
fell out and she put it in her pocket.
She put two more coins into the machine 
and again turned the knob producing 
yet another candy bar.A man was watching 
from a short distance away and walked 
up to her, he said "Excuse me Miss? 
What are you doing?"
She said, "Duh! I'm winning here!" 

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A guy walks into a bar and notices 
three men and a dog playing poker. 
The dog is playing beautifully.
"That's a smart dog," the man says.
"Not really," says one of the players. 
"Every time he gets a good 
hand, he wags his tail." 

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In Vegas, they’ll bet on anything. 
One casino was ready to let me bet on 
whether I’d win or lose there.

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A young sexy blonde was in Las Vegas. 
She was in the casino for about an 
hour until she felt thirsty. She went
to the pop machine in the hall. She put $1.00 
in an a Pepsi came out, she put another 
$1.00 in and another Pepsi came out, 
she put one last $1.00 in and another Pepsi came 
out. A man saw her, and he said: "What 
are you doing?"
And the sexy blonde said: "Duh!! Winning!!!" 
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