Jokes are important part of humam entertainment and have been in human culture , here we are presenting a best collection of different types of jokes,So enjoy all kind of jokes.. and make your moment happy and beautiful.
Teacher :What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? Student :"A teacher".
John : Can you give an example of COINCIDENCE?" Smith: my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time.
Boy :I am not rich like sam,I don't even have a big car like sam but I really Love yoU. Girl:I love you too, but tell me more about Sam.
John :Can you tell me the good way to remember wife's birthday? Smith:It's very easy, Just forget it once!
Teacher : Tell me four members of cat family. Student : Mother ,father,sister and brother.
A monkey walks into a bar, goes to the counter and asks the barman "Have you seen my brother?" The barman asks "What does he look like?".
A boy loved his classmate.He proposed her.Girl refused and complained to teacher.Teacher fired out and banned him coming to school for a week. ... Boy came to school after a week.Girl realized her mistake and wrote,"I am sorry and I love you too",on boy's book. Boy didn't reacted and months passed . . . Moral: Boys don't open their books!
ESL teacher : You must never begin a sentence “I is …”. Clever student: Please sir, what’s wrong with “I is a vowel”.
Son :Dad what is an idiot Dad :An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him.Do you understand me? Son :No
Santa :I am not convinced at all that Gadaffi is dead. Banta :why? Santa :I sent him a friend request.He accept it dis morning.
Santa: je tainu sardi lage taan tu ki karda h? Banta: heater de kol ja ke beth janda haan. Santa: je pher v lage taan? Banta: heater on kar linda haan.
Doctor : I have some bad news and some very bad news. Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first. Doctor : The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live. Patient: 24 HOURS! That's terrible! WHAT could be WORSE? What's the very bad news? Doctor : I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.
One Hollywood kid has good reason to be proud: at the last PTA meeting, he won the prize for having the most parents there
Professor ne Ek Ladke ke 1 taraf cake or 1 taraf ladki rakhi. Ladka foran cake ki taraf Lapka.Doosri bar cake badal K Roti rakhito Ladka Roti ko Lapka.Yu bar bar food item Badalne per Ladka her bar Khane ki taraf Badha. Professor: Bus Sabit hua K Bhook hisab se Badi Taqat hai. Piche se :Sir g! Ek Bar Larki Bhi Badal k Dekh Lein. Ye iski Behan hai.
Boy : Will you Marry me ? Girl: Do you have a house ? Boy : No Girl: Do you have a BMW car ? Boy : No Girl: How much is your salary ? Boy : No salary but, Girl: No! You have nothing.. How can i marry you ? Leave please.!! Boy : (talks to himself) I have one villa,3 property lands, 3 Ferrari, 2 Porsche..Why I still need to buy BMW.? How can I get the salary when actually I'm the BOSS.
A. Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms? Q. They think their picture is being taken.
A new client had just come in to see a famous lawyer. "Can you tell me how much you charge?", said the client. "Of course", the lawyer replied, "I charge $200 to answer three questions!""Well that's a bit steep, isn't it?""Yes it is", said the lawyer, "And what's your third question?"
What Is Mallika kherawat’s Method Of Taking Revenge? It’s Tits For Tat Mallika Kherawat’s Patriotic Song “Ab Tumhare Hawale Badan Sathiyo”
How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb?Eleven. One to do it and ten to co-author the paper.How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?None, astronomers prefer the dark.
A woman was cutting her husband's thinning hair,when their teenage son arrived home looking for a snack. She ofered a kiwifruit and tried to tempt him with its nutritious qualities. "It has more vitamin C than an orange," she remarked. "And more hair than Dad," added their son.
Normal people ... believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it.Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.
Wife: I hate the beggar who came yesterday Husband: why?? Wife: i gave him food yesterday and today he gifted me a book titled "how to cook"..!