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A rich matron of society yelled at the 
cook "This egg is cold! Did you boil 
it in iced water?" 
 

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Early attempts to introduce hand grenades 
into the Irish army were none too successful.
Soldiers were asked to pull the pin, count
to ten and then throw the grenade. 
Trouble was, they needed both hands to
count to ten, and they would store the
grenade between their legs in the meantime... 

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I was in a car dealership a while 
ago when a large motor home was towed
into the garage. The front of the
vehicle was in dire need of repair
and the whole thing generally looked
like an extra in "Twister." I asked
the manager what had happened. He 
told me that the driver had set the 
cruise control, then went back to make
a sandwich. 

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The airplane comes to a screeching halt
two feet before the end of the concrete
amidst billowing clouds of burning 
tire and brake smoke. Left seat sez "I
don't believe how short this runway is,
it's only a cupple hunnert feet long!"
Right seat muses, "Yeah, but jeez boss
look, it's gotta be 12,000 feet wide". 

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They get in close to the runway and 
the left seat hollers "lookit that 
runway! It's 'way too short! Flaps,
gimmee full flaps, reverse thrust, 
drop the anchor!" and he dumps it on
the numbers. 

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Polish International Airways sent
it's inaugural 747 flight to JFK
under the command of it's two bes
t pilots. Approach Control tells
em they're cleared onto final 
and hands 'em off to the tower, 
but they're sorta struggling with
English and sorta missed a word
or two, but it was a nice flying
day and they decide to just land
the airplane.

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Two idiots went into a movie theater 
to see a horse race film. The first 
idiot said to his companion, "I'll 
bet you \$5 that No. 2 will win the 
race." The second idiot agreed to 
the bet, and the horse won. After 
the movie, the first idiot said, "I 
have a confession to make I saw the 
movie yesterday." The other idiot 
replied, "So did I, but I didn't 
think he would win twice in a row."
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