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Comprehending IT professionals - Take Three
To the optimist, the glass is half-full. 
To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. 
To the IT professional, the glass is twice 
as big as it needs to be. 

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Comprehending IT professionals - Take One
Two IT students were walking across 
campus when one said, "Where did you 
get such a great bike?" The second IT 
student replied, "Well, I was walking 
along yesterday minding my own business 
when a beautiful woman rode up on this
bike. She threw the bike to the ground,
took off all her clothes, and said, 
"Take what you want.", so I took the bike.
The first IT student nodded approvingly, 
"Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't fit." 

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Why did the IT auditor cross the road?
Because he looked in the file and 

that's what they did last year 

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What's an IT auditor?
Someone who arrives after the battle
 and bayonets all the wounded. 

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What's an extroverted IT professional?
One who looks at your shoes while he's
 talking to you, instead of his own. 

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What does an IT professional use
 for birth control?
His personality. 

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When does a person decide to become
 an IT professional?
When he realizes he doesn't have the
 charisma to succeed as an undertaker. 

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What's the definition of a good IT
 professional?
Someone who has a software patch 
named after him. 

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What's the definition of an IT professional?
Someone who solves a problem you 
didn't know you had in a way you don't understand. 
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