funny  jokes smiley   Husband wife jokes :Jokes about husband wife activities    laughing jokes smiley

Husband wife jokes are based on the funny things that happen in between Husband wife, these jokes are meant for fun,So enjoy these jokes here.

Joke :Husband wife joke

Patni: swamiji ne kahaa ke swarg mein
       pati patni ko saath rehne nahi 
       dete hai
Pati : isiliye usae swarg kehete hai  

Joke :Husband wife joke

Pati : mere marne ke baad, kyaa tum
       doosri shaadi karogi?
Patni: nahi. main apni behan ki
       saath rahungi. aap?
Pati : main bhi tumhaare behan
       ke saath rahunga  

Joke :Husband wife joke

Wife   : suniye, hum is hafte poora
          cinema dekhenge, agle hafte poora
         shopping karenge.
Husband: uske baad ke hafte poora mandir
         jaayenge
Wife   : kyu?
Husband: bheek maangne ke liye  

Joke :Husband wife joke

Wife    : aji, koi peeche mere pair 
          choo rahaa hai.
Husband : peeche mud ke apna chehra 
          dikha, woh choonaa bandh kar dega  

Joke :Husband wife joke

Wife    : Look at that funny 
          guy who has drunk a lot..
Husband : Who is he?
Wife    : He is my ex-boyfriend but i 
          denied him for marriage.
Husband : Oh my god! He is still 
          celebrating his freedom.. 

Joke :Husband wife joke

Wife ko begum kyon kehte hai?
Ans: Kyonki shadi ke baad sare 
     gum to husband se hisse mein aate hai,
     aur biwi Be-Gum ho jati Hai!!!  

Joke :Husband wife joke

Wife:What is 10 years with me?
husband:A second.
Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.
Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second  

Joke :Husband wife joke

''An Intelligent Wife Is One
Who Makes Sure She Spends
So Much That Her Husband Can't
 Afford Another Women"  

Joke :Husband wife joke

Husband was seriously ill.
Doc to wife :-
Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant
& in gud mood,
donít discuss ur problems,
no tv serial, dont demand new 
clothes & gold jewels,
Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok.
On the way home..
Husband :- wat did the doc say ?
Wife :- .No chance for u to survive  

Joke :Husband wife joke

Husband says; "When I'm gone you'll never
              find another man like me".
Wife replied; "What makes you think 
              I'd want another man like you!"  
SHARE