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Joke :English joke

A man receives a phone call from 
his doctor.
The doctor says, “I have some good
 news and some bad news.”
The man says, “OK, give me the good
 news first.”
The doctor says, “The good news is,
 you have 24 hours to live.”
The man replies, “Oh no! If that’s
 the good news, then what’s the bad
 news?”
The doctor says, “The bad news is,
 I forgot to call you yesterday.”
 

Joke :English joke

Who said English is easy???
Fill in the blanks with YES or NO.
1.______I don’t have Brain.…
2.______I don’t have Sense.…
3.______I am Stupid..

Joke :English joke

Medicines and friendship
cure our problems.
The only difference is that,
Friendship don't have an expiry date

Joke : English joke

 
I have a confession to make
ever since I met u its been hard
 for me to 4get u
every night I see u in my dreams
and find myself shouting
GHOST GHOST !!! 

Joke :English joke

    
A true Friend
is not like
',",'Rain',",'
Which Rained & left away.
A true friend is like
~_~AIR_~_~
Symptoms silient but always around 
u :)

Take Care alot

Joke : English joke

  
Exams are like Girl friends
- Too many questions
- Difficult to understand
- More explanation is needed
- Result is always fail! 

Joke :English joke

To be a “Good professional”,
always start to study late for 
“Exams”.
Because it teaches how to manage
 “Time”
and tackle “Emergencies”!!

 

Joke :English joke

Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self
“dude,dnt worry.
Exams wil get postponed!”

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