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To the optimist, the glass is half full. 
To the pessimist, the glass is half empty.
To the engineer, the glass is twice as 
big as it needs to be.

Joke :Engineer joke

What is the difference between Mechanical 
Engineers and Civil Engineers? Mechanical
Engineers build weapons, Civil Engineers
build targets.

Joke : Engineer joke

 
Normal people ... believe that if it
ain't broke, don't fix it.
Engineers believe that if it ain't broke,
it doesn't have enough features yet.

Joke :Engineer joke

    
Engineers think that equations approximate
the real world.
Scientists think that the real world 
approximates equations.
Mathematicians are unable to make the
connection... 

Joke : Engineer joke

  
The graduate with a Science degree asks,
 "Why does it work?"
The graduate with an Engineering degree
 asks, "How does it work?"
The graduate with an Accounting degree 
asks, "How much will it cost?"
The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree
 asks, "Do you want mustard with that?" 


Joke :Engineer joke

Only in North America...do people order 
double cheese burgers, a large fry, and 
a diet coke... 

 

Joke :Engineer joke

You may be an engineer... If you think 
that when people around you yawn, it's
because they didn't get enough sleep 

You may be an engineer... If you can 
remember 7 computer passwords but not
your anniversary 

You may be an engineer... If you have 
used coat hangers and duct tape for 
something other than hanging coats and
taping ducts 


You may be an engineer... If your 
three year old son asks why the sky
is blue and you try to explain 
atmospheric absorption theory 
You may be an engineer... If you have
a habit of destroying things in order
to see how they work 

You may be an engineer... If you know
what http: stands for 

You may be an engineer... If your 
deal evening consists of fast-forwarding
through the latest sci-fi movie looking
for technical inaccuracies 


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