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Joke :Death joke

"Do you believe in life after death?" 
the boss asked one of his employees.
"Yes, Sir." the new recruit replied.
"Well, then, that makes everything just
fine," the boss went on. "After you left
early yesterday to go to your grandmother's
funeral, she stopped in to see you."

Joke :Death joke

Steve, Bob and Jeff are working on a 
very high scaffolding. Suddenly, Steve
falls off. He is killed instantaneously.
After the ambulance leaves with Steve's 
body, Bob and Jeff realize they'll have 
to inform his wife.
      
Bob says he's good at this sort of 
sensitive stuff, so he volunteers to do
 the job.
After two hours he returns, carrying
 a large pizza. "So did you tell her?" asks Jeff.
"Yep", replies Bob.
"Say, where did you get the pizza?"
Bob informs Jeff. "She bought it for me."
"WHAT??" exclaims Jeff, "you just 
told her her husband died and she bought
 you a pizza?"
"Sure," Bob says.
"WHY?" asks Jeff.
"Well," Bob continues, "when she answered
 the door, I asked her, 'are you Steve's
 widow?' 'Widow?', she said, 'no, no,
 you're mistaken, I'm not a widow!' So 
I said: "I'll bet you a pizza you ARE!'"

Joke : Death joke

 
Three men, an Italian, a Frenchman, and
a Jew, were condemned to be executed. 
Their captors told them that they had 
the right to have a final meal before the execution.
They asked the Frenchman what he wanted.
"Give me some good French wine 
and French bread," he requested. So they
gave it to him, he ate it, and then they executed him.
Next it was the Italian's turn.
"Give me a big plate of pasta," 
said the Italian.
So they brought it to him, he ate
it, and then they executed him.
Now it was the Jew's turn. "I want
a big bowl of strawberries, " said the Jew.
"Strawberries!!! They aren't even in season!"
"So, I'll wait..."


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