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How do you keep a programmer in the
shower all day?
Give him a bottle of shampoo which 
says "lather, rinse, repeat."

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How many C++ programmers does it take 
to change a light bulb?
"You're still thinking procedurally! 
A properly designed light bulb object
would inherit a change method from a
generic light bulb class!" 

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If Bill Gates had a dime for every time 
a Windows box crashed...
Oh, wait a minute, he already does.

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God, grant me the serenity to accept a 
server I cannot change,
Courage to walk past the computer without
turning it on when I'm running late,
And the wisdom to know the difference
between "Come to bed now" (meaning "Let's 
have some fun!")
and "Come to bed NOW!" (meaning "That computer
 has got to GO"!) 

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What do computers eat when they get hungry?
Chips.

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Q: Why do programmers always get 
Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
A: Because DEC 25 = OCT 31

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The Programmers' Cheer
Shift to the left, shift to the right!
Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!

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Q: Why all Pascal programmers ask 
to live in Atlantis?
A: Because it is below C level.

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Q: Why do programmers always get 
Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
A: Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
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