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Christmas jokes are based on the funny things that happen in christmas these jokes are meant for fun,So here are the christmas jokes here.

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  Christmas Gift
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond
ring for Christmas.
After hearing about this extravagant gift, 
a friend of his said, "I thought she wanted
one of those sporty four-wheel-drive vehicles."
"She did," he replied. "But where was 
I going to find a fake Jeep? 
 

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What is special about the Christmas alphabet?
It has NO EL. 

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What happens if you eat the Christmas decorations?
You get tinsel-itus!

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Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
He likes to ho-ho-ho.
    santa

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How does Santa Claus take photos?
With his North Pole-aroid.

 

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What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve.

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Why are Christmas trees like people who can't knit?
They both drop their needles!

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Which reindeer needs to mind his manners the most?
"Rude"olph!

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What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas?
Sandy Claus!

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What do you call a reindeer wearing ear muffs?
Anything you want. He can't hear you!
santa on skis

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Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas?
No, you can have turkey like everyone else!
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