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A brunette says to a blonde "Look! A dead bird!" 
and the blonde looks up and says "Where?"

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AThe assistant asked the blonde if she would
like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.
"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

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In America one may   be a homeless combat
veteran live in a cardboard box and a draft
dodger live in the White House. 

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A. Why do blondes always smile during 
   lightning storms?
Q. They think their picture is being taken.

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Q. How do you get a blonde to laugh
   at a joke on Saturday?
A. Tell it to her on Tuesday.

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Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?
Because she was trying to make up her mind.
 

 

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Why can't blondes make ice cubes?
They always forget the recipe.

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A senior in college took his blonde girlfriend
to a football game. As the game started, 
he said, "Watch the guy wearing number 15.
I expect him to be our best man next year."
"Oh, Honey," she said. "That's such a cleaver
way to propose. I accept!"

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What did the blonde say when she saw 
the sign in front of the YMCA?
"Look! They spelled MACY'S wrong."


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A blonde was driving down the highway when 
she read a sign saying, "Clean Restrooms 
Next 10 Miles." She was really late for 
her appointment since there were 26 
restrooms to clean.

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Why can't blondes make ice cubes?
They always forget the recipe.
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