Bar jokes :Jokes about bar
Bar jokes are based on the funny things that happen in bar , these jokes are meant for fun,So
enjoy these jokes here.
Joke :Beer bar joke
I was out for a drink with the wife last night
and I said, "I love you".
She asked me, "Is that you or the beer talking"
I said, "It's me........I'm talking to the beer"!
Joke :Sandwich joke
A sandwich walks into a bar and asks
the barman for a drink.
The barman says..."Sorry, we don't
serve food here."
Joke : drunks joke
Q: How many drunks does it take to change
a light bulb?
A: 2, one to hold the bulb and the other
to drink until the room spins.
Joke :Grasshopper in bar joke
A grasshopper walks into a bar, bartender says,
"Hey we have a drink named after you."
Grasshopper says, "Really? You have a drink
Joke : Brain in bar joke
A brain walks into a bar and says, "I'll
have a pint of beer please."
The barman looks at him and says "Sorry,
I can't serve you."
"Why not?" askes the brain.
"You're already out of your head."
Joke :Dog and pub joke
A man walks into a pub and sits down
next to a man with a dog at his feet.
"Does your dog bite?"
A few minutes later the dog takes a
huge chunk out of his leg.
"I thought you said your dog didn't
bite!" the man says indignantly.
"That's not my dog."
Joke :Number 12 joke
A number twelve walks into a bar and
asks the barman for a pint of beer.
"Sorry I can't serve you," states the
"Why not?!" asks the number twelve with
anger showing in its voice.
"You're under 18," replies the barman.