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Baby jokes are based on the funny activities of baby.So here are the baby jokes here.....

Joke :Ugly baby joke

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus 
driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby 
I've ever seen!''The woman walks to the rear 
of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to
a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted
me!''
The man says: ''You go up there and tell him 
off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.'' 
Why did you drop the baby? Well, Mrs Smith 
said he was a bonny bouncing baby, so I wanted
to see if he did

Joke :baby dress machine joke

Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys
in blue?
Because they can't dress themselves.

Joke : mother and baby joke

Why does a mother carry her baby?
The baby can't carry the mother.

Joke : baby computer joke

 
What does a baby computer call his father?
"Data".

Joke :baby corn joke

    
What did Baby Corn say to Mother Corn?
Where's Pop Corn?

Joke : baby bedroom joke

  
Daddy,daddy, can I have another glass of
water, please?
But that's the tenth one I've given you tonight!
Yes, but the baby's bedroom is still on fire.

Joke :Test tube baby joke

Why are test tube babies the most beautiful ones?
Because they're hand made. 
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