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Joke : Atheist joke

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
God.
Who?
God.
Who?
God.
Must be the wind.

Joke :Atheist changing bulb jokes

How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to 
videotape the job so fundamentalists won't claim that 
god did it.

Joke : Atheist crossing road joke

 
Why did the atheist cross the road?

He thought there might be a sidewalk on the
other side, but he wouldn't believe it until 
he tested his hypothesis.

Joke :Atheist and fly prayer joke

    
Atheist: What’s this fly doing in my soup?
Waiter: Praying.
Atheist: Very funny. I can’t eat this. Take it back.
Waiter: You see? The fly’s prayers were answered.

Joke :Atheist in a bar joke

 
An atheist walked into a bar, but seeing no bartender
he revised his initial assumption and decided he only 
walked into a room. 

Joke : Atheist and atheism joke

"An atheist walks into a bar, and the bartender
says, “Hey, check out my new hair color.”
The atheist replies, “But you don’t have any
hair. How can you say bald is a hair color.”
“The same way people say your religion is atheism.”" 

Joke : Atheist boyfriend joke

When girl was asked about Atheist.
She  replied: "One advantage of an atheist 
boyfriend is he worships only me".

 
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