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Answer Machine jokes are jokes based on the messages we get on someone's answering machine and some funny use of answering machine these jokes are meant to enjoy .

Joke : funny answering machine message

Hello, this is the peter residence. We are 
in the middle of a family fight right now.
Leave your name and number at the beep and whoever 
wins will call you right back.

Joke :funny answering machine message

Hi. I'm home right now, I'm just screening my calls.
So start talking and if you're someone I want to speak
with I'll pick up the phone. Otherwise, well, what can
I say?

Joke : funny answering machine message

 
"Please leave a message. However, you have
the right to remain silent. Everything you say
will be recorded and will be used by us." 

Joke :funny answering machine joke

    
Hi. This is John:
If you are the phone company, I already 
sent the money.
If you are my parents, please send money.
If you are my financial aid institution, 
you didn't lend me enough money.
If you are my friends, you owe me money.
If you are a female, don't worry, I have
plenty of money.

Joke :funny answering machine joke

 
Hi, I'm not home right now but my answering 
machine is, so you can talk to it instead. 
Wait for the beep.

Joke : funny answering machine joke

Twinkle, Twinkle little star,
bet your wondering where we are?
Well, put your mouth up to the phone
And leave us a message for when we get home.
And if you can make your message rhyme,
We'll call you back in half the time!!!!!"  

 

Joke : funny answering machine joke

Surprisingly, you have reached the number 
you have dialed. Please leave a message after
the beep.   

 
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