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Sometimes behaviour of animals are so funny that we cannot stop our self from laughing ,so here we are presenting some animals jokes. animal jokes that will bring a smile on everyone's faces.So enjoy all jokes about animals ......

Joke :Animal joke

Tina  : My dog doesn't have a nose.
Natasa: How does your dog smell?
Tina  : Awful! 

Joke : Animal plate joke

Guest     : Why does your dog sit there and 
             watch me eat?  
        
Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's
            because  you have the plate 
            he usually eats from."  

Joke : Animal joke

 
What's the difference between a biscuit 
and an elephant? 
          
Have you ever tried dipping an elephant 
into a cup of tea!!!!

Joke :Animal joke

    
What is the soft stuff in beetween sharks teeth? 
 
Slow swimmmers!

Joke : Animal joke

 
 
What is small, furry and brilliant at 
sword fights ? A mouseketeer !.

Joke :Animal joke

Man to trainer: "Every time a bell 
                 rings, my dog goes into the corner." 
 
Dog trainer   :  "That's OK, he is a Boxer."  

 
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